Call your penis a pecker or a schlong

Call your nose your beak obviously that ones great

Fingers/hands can be called paws, mits, grippers or grabbers, possibly claws or talons

You can call your knees and elbows “the ol hinges”

Obviously your feet should be called hooves or roots

Your belly can be called the incenerator or the disposall

Your hair is a mane

Your eyes are peepers

There used to be this thing called

Having a fucking conversation

Apparently people just don’t do that anymore from how you’re describing the world

Viva pinata was absolutely dope

Hopefully you just die altogether or end up a shell of yourself like digg

Fuck spez and fuck reddit tbh

I was willing to look the other way until I got banned for essentially no reason

I’m way happier not being on that platform