A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?
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Pick two of any body part and start referring to them as “the girls”.
Call your penis a pecker or a schlong
Call your nose your beak obviously that ones great
Fingers/hands can be called paws, mits, grippers or grabbers, possibly claws or talons
You can call your knees and elbows “the ol hinges”
Obviously your feet should be called hooves or roots
Your belly can be called the incenerator or the disposall
Your hair is a mane
Your eyes are peepers
- 19 days
I’m German and I’ve had a friend since primary school whose father used to call his nose his “Gesichtserker”, which translates as “face oriel”.
- 19 days
Nose - penis
Penis - nose
Everything else remains unchanged.
I feel like you can get away with calling your penis a tallywacker at this point.
- 19 days
mouth - soup cooler
beans and franks - jiggly bits
feet - go fasters
ears - sound catchers
