What do you mean “wake up wake up”? Is there another layer of unconsciousness that I haven’t broken through? IS THIS NOT REAL? AM I NOT ROY AT ALL??? OMG, the whole thing is an illusion! WHO AM I? WHAT IS THIS?

Old batteries get spicy.

Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone

You’re right, a calendar won’t save you from auto-renewal failures. My pet peeve might be outdated 😬

Oh, one of my pet peeves, certificates that expires unexpectedly. Because no they don’t, you know damn well when the certificate expires from the moment it is issued and there is literally no need to monitor anything, you just need a calendar.

The reasons for not doing this can be organizational (shared calendars are a pain), laziness, lack of documentation (we know it expired, but we don’t know/remember how to update it) or task overload (the new certificate solved an incident likely because the previous instance expired without warning and now it is past office hours and everyone goes home and tomorrow there’s a different incident, so no one follows up, repeat next year).

Granted, I’ve been guilty of all of those, but a calendar should be all that you need.

Actual virtue signaling. Unlike you know… whenever the right tries to call something out as virtue signaling.

I’m aware. He was probably scared of losing a movie deal, but we don’t know. He could be serious about distancing himself from political violence.

Jack Black and a metal soundtrack 🤘

I’m pretty sure penguins are already autistic, so do they get super-autism?

Those reports had too many numbers and long words and not enough pictures for the trump administration.

Jesus Fucking Christ, this goes deeper than I expected.

But what if the dogs get too comfortable with the bears? Maybe start hanging out, teaming up and doing heists? Playing a dangerous game here.

You can buy replacement earpads for most brands of headphones.