• Favourite perfume is too expensive for everyday use? Spray a few pumps into a 150ml of vaseline, mix thoroughly, check if the smell is strong enough, add a few pumps if necessary.

    Your perfume now lasts a LOT longer.

    Apply the vaseline mixture to the usual spots (wrists, neck etc…)

      • I don’t but for those who do, this trick saves some bucks.

        I don’t like being in the same room where people use hairspray, spray deodorants and such. I have to cough immediately.

        When using perfume with vaseline the scent is lingering longer but is not as aggressive.

  • 3 months
    • Holding mechanical parts together during assembly, for example some parts in automatic transmissions. It dissolves in the transmission fluid and doesn’t impair it’s performance or clog anything like greases could.
    • Packing a replacement oil-pump with it to effectively pre-prime it so it pumps oil as soon as you start the engine it’s attached to.
  • makes stainless steel extra shiny. we used to coat machines in it when we went to fairs to show them off.

    • 3 months

      Don’t use WD-40 for that. It’s not a lubricant, it’s a cleaner. Use silicone lube or oil instead.

  • 3 months

    Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

  • I know a girl who thinks it goes. she’ll make you breakfast. she’ll make you toast. but she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese. she don’t use jelly or any of these

    she uses vaseline

        • the CEO of McDonalds sells food he refuses to eat but claims is good for you.

          so your point in “inventor says its goo” with no proof he actually ate it… isn’t valid.

        • from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?

          • It’s I believe “she don’t use jelly” by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn’t that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.

            It’s just a fun, silly song.

  • A thin layer on new car battery posts when you put a new one in to help protect from corrosion. Cheaper than the anti-corrosion spray and you probably have some lying around.

  • 3 months

    It lets you use a snorkel mask with a mustache. (Clean the mask well though, it will destroy the plastic)

  • 3 months

    Applying liberally to the orifice.

    Not that orifice. Get your mind out of the gutter.

    I meant a camera lens. uwu

    To hide the wheels on the rig of your sci-fi hovering speeder, of course.

    In that movie where that guy kisses his sister. 👉👈

    • 3 months

      In that movie where that guy kisses his sister. 👉👈

      That’s the sequel.