- 3 months
Favourite perfume is too expensive for everyday use? Spray a few pumps into a 150ml of vaseline, mix thoroughly, check if the smell is strong enough, add a few pumps if necessary.
Your perfume now lasts a LOT longer.
Apply the vaseline mixture to the usual spots (wrists, neck etc…)
- 3 months
Oooor, don’t use perfume. It’s suffocating to some of us.
- 3 months
I don’t but for those who do, this trick saves some bucks.
I don’t like being in the same room where people use hairspray, spray deodorants and such. I have to cough immediately.
When using perfume with vaseline the scent is lingering longer but is not as aggressive.
- rcbrk@lemmy.mlEnglish3 months
- Holding mechanical parts together during assembly, for example some parts in automatic transmissions. It dissolves in the transmission fluid and doesn’t impair it’s performance or clog anything like greases could.
- Packing a replacement oil-pump with it to effectively pre-prime it so it pumps oil as soon as you start the engine it’s attached to.
- 3 months
makes stainless steel extra shiny. we used to coat machines in it when we went to fairs to show them off.
rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
3 monthsDon’t use WD-40 for that. It’s not a lubricant, it’s a cleaner. Use silicone lube or oil instead.
- stolig@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable
- 3 months
I know a girl who thinks it goes. she’ll make you breakfast. she’ll make you toast. but she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese. she don’t use jelly or any of these
she uses vaseline
- sem@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish3 months
Fun fact, the inventor of Vaseline recommended eating it, and ate it every day.
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten “more than a teaspoon” of it every day.[6][7]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough?wprov=sfla1
- 2 months
the CEO of McDonalds sells food he refuses to eat but claims is good for you.
so your point in “inventor says its goo” with no proof he actually ate it… isn’t valid.
- 3 months
from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?
- 3 months
It’s I believe “she don’t use jelly” by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn’t that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.
It’s just a fun, silly song.
- thesohoriots@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
A thin layer on new car battery posts when you put a new one in to help protect from corrosion. Cheaper than the anti-corrosion spray and you probably have some lying around.
Nighed@feddit.ukEnglish
3 monthsIt lets you use a snorkel mask with a mustache. (Clean the mask well though, it will destroy the plastic)
- 3 months
like, when your head gets stuck in a bannister or a suitcase handle or whatever
Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever
- TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish3 months
Applying liberally to the orifice.
Not that orifice. Get your mind out of the gutter.
I meant a camera lens. uwu
To hide the wheels on the rig of your sci-fi hovering speeder, of course.
In that movie where that guy kisses his sister. 👉👈
- wewbull@feddit.ukEnglish3 months
In that movie where that guy kisses his sister. 👉👈
That’s the sequel.







