I couldn’t give a shit less about apple but man I’m I hoping this comes to fruition.

I’d like to buy hardware again.

That’s a question for the Baileys really

I’m not excited to admit that while sitting around people I hadn’t seen in a year, several people referred to chatgpt on how to divide poker chips. Not once but many times. Not only did it take fucking forever, but they didn’t remember so they did it again and again.

Also, the chips had arbitrary value. It was a tourny so the values never meant anything.

This was not an issue last year.

Also, in extremely related news, I won some money tonight.

And eat all your supper

All they need is a cheap gold coated medal or trophy for best drone deal to give to not him and they’ll secure funding for a decade.

I was under the impression that they had an extremely large amount of negative money.

Real quick.

Just imagine you order a plate of pasta. You’re only two bites in, and it’s DELICIOUS.

Then here comes chef. While making full eye contact, he tips your plate and dumps all of that pasta in the trash.

Chef proceeds to take a giant wet shit onto the plate. He brings a new set of silverware and a fresh napkin right before your server comes back with the check.

You insist that you didn’t order a giant wet shit, but they won’t take it off the bill.

Let’s stop pretending this is an inevitable oopsie. This shit is egregious.