Puzzle is as follows:
What’s the longest word (or words) that you can make solely from l33tcode digits? Namely:
- 0 = O
- 1 = L or l (but not both in the same word)
- 2 = Z
- 3 = E
- 4 = A
- 5 = S
- 6 = G
- 7 = T
- 8 = B
- 9 = nothing
I queried English lemmas from the English Wiktionary, filtered them in Python, and ended up with three 12-letter words:
Edit: Upon request:
- 458357051355
- 548074634813
- 534783171355





Futurism’s are particularly egregious. It exists to get clicks, and I mean in a way that clearly none of its writers give a single shit.
This headline and story in particular are okay enough, but in general, Futurism will take scraps and turn it into “[x person/business/industry our readerbase doesn’t like] is literally shitting its pants and DYING”.