Why do you call it a cancer box? I’ve been through plenty of them and never seen anything to indicate they’re unsafe. Then again, we also used to let people x-ray their feet in shoe stores, soo…

Yeah, that phrasing is a little long to stick in a meme tho.

Do you have friends in real life? Your responses to people in this thread make you sound insufferable.

Not if you assume no friction.

How can I help speed this up?