That's a bold business move. Let's see how that works out for them.

Good. The US’s only hope for the future is if tech companies float the whole economy themselves. So every customer lost is a good thing for the world.

Wait there were only two babies born in the hospital that day. And they fucked it up. Did the nurse flip a coin or something?

Middle management will be a robot. Just shows that capital is the laziest people ever

How it feels being a millennial.