• Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2 months

    It also made posts with extra cheese

    I am lactose intolerant

    This post gives me brain farts

  • Kairos@lemmy.todayEnglish
    2 months

    As it turns out life exists where it can exist. It’s not like we’d magically appear on a planet where the sun and blueberries don’t exist.

  • Zerush@lemmy.mlEnglish
    2 months

    No Blueberries, too much people with the blue Pill instead of the red one. The Earth is a magical place, if it weren’t for too much greedy and stupid people

  • Manjushri@piefed.socialEnglish
    2 months

    “And he who made kittens put snakes in the grass.” Bungle in the Jungle - Jethro Tull

    Whether you believe in a He who created the world or not, there’s no denying that there is more that enough evil to balance the good on this spinning globe.

    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      2 months

      Yeah like the sun only feels good on your face because it’s such a contrast to feeling cold or wet or stress and tightness in your skin and muscles, or pain. There isn’t something inherently magical about the sun on your face. It’s nice because it feels so much better in comparison to most of the sensations we usually feel.

      • Manjushri@piefed.socialEnglish
        2 months

        Yeah, without good and bad, life would be just blah. I consider that a huge flaw in the universe and if there is a divine being out there and I ever meet him/her/it, I will complain about it.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
      2 months

      It’s weird isn’t it, how a and an basically mean the same thing, and yet we’ve got two different words for it yet you kind of just know which one to use.

  • Lumidaub@feddit.orgEnglish
    2 months

    I feel confident in assuming that there are other places that move at comparable speed where laughter and electromagnetic radiation from a central luminary exist. Blueberries are pretty good though.

  • hOrni@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2 months

    Somebody tell this person that it also made capitalism, fascism, war, disease, genocide, hunger and homelessness. The fucking blueberries don’t make up for that.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
      2 months

      You obviously haven’t been fucking the right blueberries.

    • wraekscadu@vargar.orgEnglish
      2 months

      You’re right, no one is allowed to be happy even for a fkin second. /s

    • Okokimup@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2 months

      You’re right, we should give in to despair and stop enjoying things.

      /s

    • Dicska@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2 months

      The Earth made humans. Humans made capitalism and fascism. I wouldn’t say the Earth could be held responsible for what humans have done. Same reason I would debate some claims in the main post.

    • Barley_Man@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      2 months

      Maybe the first step to fixing things is loving our planet and loving humanity. You want to fix things you love but you may not care to fix something that’s doomed or you didn’t like anyway.

      • tankfox@bookwyr.meEnglish
        2 months

        The eagerness of humanity to generate psychotic mass murdering kings and worship them over and over and over has made me concerned that we are simply a fundamentally defective product. Humanity works best when there are few of them and they see one another infrequently enough for the experience to be truly valuable, not whatever this shit is.

    • cub Gucci@lemmy.todayEnglish
      2 months

      Blueberries are awesome, dude. They are so easy to cultivate and consume so that capitalism makes you believe that’s the best thing in life.