Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Delightful, hilarious, and potentially even worth having!

Oh god. US soldiers are already such a special blend of incompetent and cynical, imagine when they’re being trained by fucking Markov chain babble machines. Ugh

Good for him, but always a little worried when someone does something I approve of. What are they, crazy?

The navies are downright visceral, they’re super stiff. Keystrokes take about as much pressure as you’d use to squash a bug, and they click loud enough that the neighbours probably know my average WPM better than I do. When I type it sounds like a bag of cracking knuckles falling down the stairs. Fucking love it.

I had the same model (Mac) for something like a decade, it still works except for the USB ports on the side. I only have it up because I got ambitious and wanted to build my own. I ended up making something quite similar, but white with pretty lights and super heavy clicky switches (a mix of kailh box white and navy). But I’ll always have a soft spot for my first mechanical keyboard.