Looking at the temperature outside today, it’s a pleasure to burn

If someone can spot me $300 million, I’ll get functional public transit going in my city instead.

In the meantime, my options are drive a car, or be unemployed.

I think I’d get close to $5 if I traded in my current car, if that helps

If you can spot me $30,000 I’ll get an electric car today

They even mention how the point is to buy the whole laptop once and then upgrade or repair it, instead of buying an entirely new laptop. Of course they’re selling fewer laptops than anyone making mediocre netbooks