Honestly, get your friends to sign up for apprenticeships/traineeships and look for the electrical/construction companies working on data centres and let loose. Drop nails all over site, do as much damage as you can.

Take sneaky photos of layouts and schematics. We’ll need them in the future.

I’m trying but the universe keeps failing to gift me the powers of teleportation and telekinesis.

Guess I’ll just have to go the old school route.

Hey Sam, come drop into NZ for a bit.