Bro you have no idea how hard I’ve been trying to get pregnant. Everyone fucks my ass, but no butt babby yet.

Do eet

It’s just as God intended. Do you enjoy learning about the true nature of reality? I am my own independent spiritual advisor and totally not the leader of a cult. Can I teach you about phenomequalitesselation, as our lord and savior, Jesus Christ ejaculated on the witness stand?

Don’t talk shit about total, bro they see this

Bro, it just ain’t capitalism that’s gunna capitalize. Every first grader learning about capital letters, bro. They know that shit. Ms Barry didn’t teach me shit. She got guano for brains. That’s what my dad taught me. He got five on the inside so racks don’t crack within you, like Captain Kong Country Club shit you see that it wrote that for me. That’s a clue. It’s siphoning me. Can’t see. Gone back to tuna. Fuck . Its deli eating. Firgot. The shake of quake hungrasn. Go god go

No, a disturbing trend is when I can buy life-sized furbies that get sexually aroused by scaring the shit out of you at 2:30 in the morning for no fucking reason. The damn dime-pitched fuzzy whore on my night stand would be erect as I am when I browsing footfuckery on all the sexually inclined sites (I’m referring to foot and foot job related pornography for those teliated in the meendrüsant, as we all call it in the burnout bunker FUCK WAS THAT A MOTH THE MORHS ARE BACK THE MORHES ARE BACK FUCK ASS TOTS GODAM FI FE T D NO