2 months
Having spent a lot of my time the last two years in the global south, I’ve got a real shocker for you. They sell bottled water. It’s cheap too.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future
Having spent a lot of my time the last two years in the global south, I’ve got a real shocker for you. They sell bottled water. It’s cheap too.
Ok, but water is great
Water is amazing. It comes out of taps. It’s practically free.
They deserve to drown
I’m not really at that stage yet. When I manage to swear in mandarin I tend to pat myself on the back for not saying fuck or shit.