- Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish1 month
Actually, I’m curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.
- bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish1 month
Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups?
That’s bad by the way.
- 1 month
Or, made into fuel, children’s toys, and let’s not forget the, um, adult items they’re essential to (so far). 🧏🏼♂️
- 1 month
Fossil fuels are the plants that didn’t get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi.
Not dinosaurs.- 1 month
Oh! I was under the impression that petroleum wasn’t picky. 😅🙇🏼♂️
- InvalidName2@lemmy.zipEnglish1 month
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But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.
- tacosanonymous@mander.xyzEnglish1 month
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.
Fuck coffee.
- [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish1 month
They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?
- [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish1 month
Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals.
- TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish1 month
Fuck coffee.
Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there’s no hope for humanity, we won’t even make a single million years.
- ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zipEnglish1 month
I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile.
- ladicius@lemmy.worldEnglish1 month
Humans dominate the planet for 50.000 years now, and look how shite the biosphere is doing.
We will not make it any longer.
Melobol@lemmy.mlEnglish
1 monthOoooh!
Based on this idea:
Cavemen / Neanderthals never heard (of) Metal!They only had Rock
- Johandea@feddit.nuEnglish1 month
Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I’ll stay drug free, thank you.






