It’s pretty common across the animals kingdom
5ha99y@lemmus.orgEnglish
2 monthsYep, I mean it’s not human rape, its duck quirkiness. That’s funny… I know,humans are weirdXD
- Tiger666@lemmy.caEnglish2 months
You tell them that duck vagina evolved to stop the rape and the males still dont stop?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish
2 monthsBlast it, how do I pin a comment… I just get stupid mod options to nuke it. This needs to be put on the fridge.
- 2 months
Most animals with penises don’t have ones that work as effective shovels
- usualsuspect191@lemmy.caEnglish2 months
The clerk was just reacting to the person somehow using “it’s” in a way they could hear
- Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish2 months
Oh that’s nothing, duck penises explode and have fucking spikes.
Just realized that the last term can be taken with two completely different but still accurate meanings.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexusEnglish
2 monthsAnd duck vaginas in response have a maze of dead ends. Duck reproduction is FUBAR.
- bryophile@lemmy.zipEnglish2 months
On potential mates? Meaning there’s dragonflies who do the scooping and then be like “never mind”?
- bryophile@lemmy.zipEnglish2 months
Yeah but as soon as he inserts his penisshovel she’s not a potential mate anymore?
Eternal192@anarchist.nexusEnglish
2 monthsYeah it’s when they notice how much was in there they be like bye Felicia!
- 2 months
Yeah, that’s the only reason I ever bang OP’s mom
- DarkCloud@lemmy.worldEnglish2 months
Yeah, but you’ve gotta find one, put a handle on it… Do the digging around with it, then have the actual sex afterwards. It’s a whole deal - takes most of a day.
- America@sh.itjust.worksEnglish2 months
I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity. Until I read the rest of the post










