White House report says Trump can usher in a "new golden age" of science

What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?

By driving science away to places it can thrive

Miserable fucking sycophants. He’s actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy

Ha, ha, ha

What, they’re seriously believing Trump and “science” belong on the same page together?!?

he would likely die bathing in water filled with gold particles.

In other old news: the sugar industry says “sugar isnt dangerouse and too much sugar doesnt exist” (yes this is actually a statement of the sugar industry)

By dying maybe

Defunding is not how, but he is the stupidest person to ever hold the office, so expecting him to know better is a recipe for disappointment.

Can, but won’t.

Soooo, he’s going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?

Uh-huh

Do they even know how science works?