- FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.mlEnglish8 days
Look, the bar has been set so low that even Idiocracy has a better president.
- 8 days
Morgan Freeman and no one can say different. I can sleep on a cloud of his voice
- 10 days
He knew things were bad and had the will to see them fixed, despite what the Representative from North Carolina said.
- 10 days
Also once Camacho found the world’s smartest man, he demanded his help
As opposed to decrying him as a woke pansy intellectual and deporting him
switcheroo@lemmy.worldEnglish
9 daysWould make a way better president than our current Pedo-in-Chief…
Zonefive@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
10 daysKinda floored he hasn’t been mentioned yet, so I’ll throw him in the mix.

AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.mlEnglish
8 daysDogshit president. Only accomplishment was cutting social security.
katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
9 dayshonestly in the west wing world even arnold vinick would be good.
- 9 days
Anyone. Literally any movie president would be better than what we have. I’d take Bill Pullman, Harrison Ford, Jack Nicholson from Mars attacks, anyone.
- 8 days
I’d like to see the House of representin be making some stupid votes with Terry Crews standing there flexing his pecs and glaring all angry at em.
- 8 days
I’d be fine with that. He eventually found the smartest person in the world and put him in charge. Trump just appointss sycophants that are the most vile, evil people on the planet.
- 9 days
The versions of historical american presidents seen in the american mythology. The world could use a president as great as the George Washington patriotic Americans think he was.
katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
8 daysbeethoven stopped a girl from drowning, helped a kid stand up to bullies, helped a girl get a date, and stood up to sleezy business people stopping someone from making a bad deal. president beethoven would be a blessing.
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish
9 daysThe Federation president is probably passable. Though Star Trek really doesn’t show how the Federation government is structured probably because they don’t want to lean too much into the socialist undertones in case they get canceled (like actually canceled) for it.
- 10 days
We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
slacktoid@lemmy.mlEnglish
10 daysBill Pullman is best president
Also I dunno why I always get chills when I hear this obviously cheesy line. He sold it.
- 10 days
Easily one of the best movie speeches of all time. I remember seeing it in a theater in NYC when it was first released, and the entire auditorium went apeshit.
slacktoid@lemmy.mlEnglish
8 daysAlso kinda wild that USA wants to share something with the world, as close to it as 4th of July.
What would the equivalent speech be today?













