• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12 days

    If you can get your tongue inside the machinery they use at Lawrence Livermore to create a split-second instance of some rare Earth actinide, you deserve to lick it.

  • MagicShel@lemmy.zipEnglish
    13 days

    It’s 100% accurate. But just in case, could you have the map on you when you go around licking things? The resultant news article will be way funnier that way.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nzEnglish
    13 days

    Everything that isn’t green should be ‘definitely not’ and several green ones are questionable

    • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
      13 days

      The particular form the element is in also matters a lot.

      Take helium, for example. Is it really possible to ‘lick’ a gas? I’d say it’s not. You could lick liquid helium, though … and you really shouldn’t, unless you enjoy severe frostbite on your tongue.