My neighbor is a baker. Not like how everyone somehow became a “baker” during COVID or whatever, but rather he owns and operates a commercial bakery.

Naturally as a result of this we wind up with prodigious amounts of bread. Due to some ham-fistedness on my part I wound up tearing this slice in half, which isn’t much good when you’re about to make a sandwich out of it. So I tossed it out the kitchen window and it seems like it was met with approval by the local critics. Our nestling house finches were all over it in seconds.

It certainly didn’t take them long to devour the entire thing.