• Is that how it works? I’ve had dogs try breeding my leg, cats not so much. That anecdote presents an opposite case.

      • Horny cats might randomly bite your ankle (if male) or enrich your nights (and your neighbours’) with the song of their people (if female), but I’ve never seen a cat trying to hump a human (or anything other than another cat).

        Dogs? Sure. Endangered New Zealand flightless parrots? Yeah. Once. On video. Cats? Not once.